Monday, June 3, 2013

In a state of Sarcastic bliss

I would like to approach a delicate very controversial topic.

The Great Emu war of 1932.

No really it happened, quit laughing, this is a serious issue damnit.

In Australia after World War I. They offered land to service men in areas that needed to be developed for farming.. These service men moved into harsh areas, with poor farming and then were abruptly attacked by rampaging Emu.

Yes, Emu!

Rampaging flightless birds eating all of their crops destroying their hard work and time, and opening gaps in the very important Rabbit fence.

What do you do?

Well what any flightless bird fearing soldiers do, you ask for a machine guns.

The government concerned of letting civilians  have the Lewis Automatic Machine Gun. They sent a military force to accompany them.

If you want to know more you should really invest some time and read about this conflict. The Emu won.

Now we have brought them and are raising them.

They are biding their time till the rabbits give them the queue to enslave us like the Australians.

The Australian's hide their masters well but if you know their history you know who actually run their country. The merciless campaign of subjugation and enslavement of human populations by the Rabbits and Emu, are only beginning here in the US. Just wait one day we too will be disguising our masters to wait for them conquer other unsuspecting countries.

Just remember I told you so.