For the sake of sanity and frankly because I don't believe in working during the holidays we will be coming back to you on the 3rd of January with more of our dry wit and satire in the meantime I hope that you can find something to do with yourself.
If not you can always wait here and hold your breath. We will be more than happy to pick up and dispose of any bodies (dead or not) upon our return. I have to have something to feed Cthulhu.
So from the Sarcasm Family to yours.